Cosmo sex tip #346
cosmo-sex-tips: To really surprise your partner during sex, die.
Cosmo sex tip #405
cosmo-sex-tips: Just as he is about to cum, grab his penis and say, “I had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!” (Submitted by: ceruleansuns)
good things about autumn the leaves change color cloudy skies cardigans sweatpants boots jeans big sweaters baking cinnamon scented candles crunchy leaves daily cups of tea baths that last hours halloween the way everything smells pumpkin patches literally everything
Living’s a problem because everything dies babe– Biffy Clyro
Sometimes (like right now) I feel so insecure that I don’t want to go outside or live.