it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
- Me: I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
Argument I heard on the bus
- Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.